Madhuri…Deeniki Blue color ante istham…

My sincere apologies for not updating the blog in the last one month. Em chestaam….vedhava jeevitham ayipoyyindi…I never thought that nenu kooda lifelo BUSY ayipotaanu ani….

Flashbacklo ayithe whenever I call someone to meet them, vallu no this week am kevvus and kekas busy ani reply isthe….how is it possible? Busy enti? Ani thinke vanni. But now practicalgaa seeyina taruvaatha understood what busy means…

Pavan kalyan jalsa cinemalo kashtmaa…kastham ante ento telusaa ani interval mundu cheppinattu Busy is not just a four letter word which contains the letters B…U…S…Y…ani cleargaa artham ayipoyyindi…

• Rojantha work chesi evening intiki return ayina taruvaatha kandipappu not brought ani intlo vallu tittatam,

• Week motham evarainaa call chesthe weekend kalustaa anatam and weekend vachesariki relatives.com intloki vaalatam and andulo unna kidsni Nehru zoo, salarjung musuemki round roundaa tippatam laantivi,

• Workni tvaraga finish chesukoni evening friendni meet avutaam anukoni vehicle start chesi life style fly over meeda petrol ayipothe aa trafficlo vehicleni pushing and pulling chesukoni povatam,

• Poni cinemaki velli relax avutaam anukoni advance ticket book chesukoni velthe interval lo vehicle keys lose chesukovatam,

• Ivanni vaddule, temple ki velli peace of mindtho koncham sepu dhyanam.com chesukuntaam ani velthe cheppulu pogottukovatam

Ilaanti etc etcs tho last month motham busy.com…

Elaa…Elaaa…Elaaaa ee boredom nunchi escape avvali ani thinkutoo went and stood in front of the mirror…

Appudu, my aatmagaaru came in red tshirt and carbon black jeans and spokified like this: “See…nuvvu nee face.com, inkaa status SINGLE…tea angadiki velthe SINGLE Tea antaavu…Zoo ki kids tho velthe 3 half tickets and SINGLE full ticket antaavu, vehiclelo SINGLE veltaavu, Tennislo kooda SINGLES match choostavu, nuvvu nee SINGLE life.com” ani tittified me and again doorified into the mirror.

So, ilaanti timelo I thought ee edupulu and badhalu marchipovataaniki, cheppukovataaniki oka pilla dorikithe better ani…

Sare, Sri chaitanya or Narayana College bus stoplo wait chese age kaadu manadi, Inka villa marie and st francis ante police jeeplo freegaa nearest police stationki vellataaniki PASS istaaru. So, adi kooda ruled out. Sare inti daggara neighbours ante vallani choosthe being SINGLE is better anipisthundi confidentgaa…

Inka Airlo lookukuntoo “Elaa…Elaa..Elaaa…ee SINGLE tag pogottukoni COMMITTED tag ki raavaali…duvvina talane duvvali…ponds powder poosukoni tiragaali…annamlo round roundgaa velu tippali…godalu gokaali and credit cards geekaali…” ani teevramgaa thinkaanu…appudu vachindi naaku oka solution…

www.orkut.com

Sare inka anukunna ventane I sat on my computer and opened IE 7 and typed www.orkut.com. Ventane net disc ani vachindi. Chi nuvvu nee SINGLE tag ani aatma malli anindi…

Sarle, lemme go to the nearest reliance web world ani thinki akkadiki vellanu…opened orkut and started going through the communities.

Koddimandi Pics kooda pettaru. Egurukuntoo vallaki scrap pedataamani velthe Lock pettukunnaru.. you cant scrap them unless they are added in your friends list ani vachindi.

Sankar DADA zindabaad lo “ aakalesthe annam pedataa, alisosthe oil pedataa” song tone and stylelo andaru “ add chesthe reject chestaa, scrap chesthe delete chestaa” annaru.

Inthenaa Rakesh nee life…Single gaane undi potaava ani aatma.com malli adigified.

Let me teach this aatma a lesson. Naalo nidra potunna romantic fellowni tatti leputaam bayatiki ani determinationtho backgroundlo jalsa song “ chalo re chalo re chal” song pettukoni orkutlo jana jeevana sravanthi unna communitieslo dooraanu.

Appudu akkada oka girl with a display picture of aishwarya rai pettukoni undi…Friends list ki velthe only 4 members unnaru…Orkutki fresher ani decide chesaa.

Sare, Veelaithe oka 4 scraps, kudrithe gtalklo chat anukuntoo scrap chesaa…

Devudaa…I got a reply back…jintaaku jita jita jintaaku tha….ani gentulu vesukuntoo scrapped back to her…by the way forget to tell her name…her name is Madhuri….

From that time onwards, M for madhuri tappa naaku emi teleedu…“What is your fav color and whats ur fav sweet” laantivi adigindi…

Madhuri emi adigina great anipinchidi…ilaanti questions adugutoo undi ante orkutke kaadu internetke new ani decide chesaanu…

So talks alaa start ayindi..neeku blue color ante isthama..naaku kooda blue color ante istham…neeku aishwarya rai isthamaa…naaku kooda …choosaava mana tastes anni kalisipoyyindi…laanti same old routine dialogs tho rechipoyyanu…

Spencers world ki vellanu…Ponds Powder techukunnanu…every one hourki apply cheyyatam begin chesaanu…tv choodatam start chesaanu…axe ad choosaanu…Nijame anukoni oka 2-3 axe deos techukunnanu…then duvvina talane duvvukovatam and regulargaa barber shop ki vellatam laantivi chesaanu…family pack laanti stomachni 6 pack or 8 pack kosamki ready chesukuntaam ani decide ayipoyyanu…

Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…

Madhuri Kosam…

Evening I started to finish my work early and ventane intiki raavatam find her online and speakify with her…edo kotha world, different world ...special feeling…tellataaniki words.com is not enough…naalo nene navvu kovatam laantivi chese vaani…

Ilaa madhuritho talking chestoo unte one day she told me she had some fight with her sister swetha.

Nenu: “ Enduku…Emaindi…Why Godava.org?”

Madhuri: “ em cheyyanu neeku telusu kadaa naa fav cartoon tom and jerry vastoo unte my sis came and changed the channel..chaala hurt ayyanu…”

Nenu: “oh my…that’s very bad…repati nunchi tom and jerry raagane remoteni hide.com cheseyi”

After speaking with her for an hour I logged off and then ventane chalore chalore chal, chalore chalore chal to music world in banjara hills…

After reaching that place, I purchased all the tom and jerry series of DVDs…

Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…

Madhuri Kosam…

Madhuri kosam chesina purchaselo edo teleeni satisfaction…

Then, as usual reachified home and logged into my gtalk…my gosh madhuri onlinelo undi…

Sare, “Hello” ani kottanu and she replied me back…

As always, madhuriki nenu anthe entha isthamo ani thinkutoo chat cheyyatam begin chesaanu…

Madhuri: “ Ee roju aa ravigaadu naa pen kottesaadu…”

Nenu [manasulo] : how lucky ee ravigaadu…naa madhurini daily choostunnadu ani thinkutoo outside ki

Nenu: “ Ponile …Neeku Manchi Pen nenu testaale…dont worry“

Ani anukuntoo ventane chalore chalore chal, chalore chalore chal to Walden in somajiguda and purchased all the best available pens in the store.

Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…

Madhuri Kosam…

Sare, ilaa madhuri tho chat chestoo oka month ayipoyyindi…

One find day, I thought enough of chatting its high time I meet madhuri…

Nenu: “madhuri, why don’t we meet each other? It’s been long time since we know each other”

Madhuri: “ Avunaa…Sare tomorrow is my birthday kadaa…so, do one thing, tomorrow evening come to my home at flat no: 214, sri nagar colony in the evening, cake cutting kooda chestaanu”

Nenu: “sureshot…I will definitely come”

Ilaa cheppi madhuri ki emi gift istaam ani thinkukuntoo chalore chalore chal, chalore chalore chal to Hyderabad central and oka watch and perfume konaanu…

Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…

Madhuri Kosam…

Taruvaatha, naaku maatram sale lo flat 20% offerlo oka formal wear konukkoni vachaanu madhuri intlo first time koncham impression kodataamani…

Next day, scene cut chesthe saloon shoplo facial chesukoni, shaving chesukoni, hari cutting chesukoni ready ayyi on the way ameerpetlo oka bouquet konukkoni vellanu…

Address find cheyyataaniki pedda hard work cheyyaledu…after finding akkada comb teesi duvvified and went inside. Vellagaane, I rang the bell…Oka china papa vachi talupu teesindi “chi…chi…bujji…kanna…ani oka dairy milk ichaa”

After going inside, I made myself comfortable there and saw there were many kids around and birthday cake anta vachi undi…

Cant control myself and am waiting eagerly for madhuri…

Inthalo previous door teesina papa vachi “ uncle…mee perenti?”

Nenu: “ Rakesh ani cheppandi…Madhuri valla friendni”

Then aa papa went inside and brought one 30+ aged lady and told her:

“Amma…nenu cheppanu kadaa…daily nenu oka uncletho maatlaadutaanu…aayane naakosam tom and jerry dvds konnadu and pens and pencils kooda konnadu anesi…aayane ee uncle amma…”

30+ aged lady: “ O sir.. meerenaa..maa ammayi tho chat chesedi…memu office ki velli vache sariki chaala late ayipothundi…deenikemo daani age grouplo friends leru..andaru 6^th class and 7^th class chaduvutunnaru…3^rd class and 4^th class chadive vaalu leru…andukey net pettinchaanu intlo so that she can make some friends online…lekapothe mammalni champesedi…thanks for entertaining her…”

Nenu Cake side choosanu…Happy birthday madhuri from mom and dad ani undi and 8 ane number candle undi…

Inka leche sakthi ledu, shocklo unnanu…speechless ayipoyyanu…mind block ayyindi…edupu vachindi…ee timelo

Madhuri: “ Uncle..randi uncle …cake cut cheyyali…time ayipothundi and where are my gifts? Techaara tom and jerry and my pens and pencils…inkoti meeku blue color anthe istham ani candle blue color techaanu”

Edo alaa undi akkada happy birthday song singesi finally started returning home…appudu anipinchindi happygaa SINGLE gaa undakundaa ee MINGLE concept enduku anesi…

Moral of the Story: “Before you start chatting with someone to commit, make sure her age is not 8 and also she is not a school going kid and also make sure she doesnt like blue color which you like as well”

Ramana Rao - O Software Engineer @ MNC, Part 1

Morning 7:15 AM

Road meeda veltunnanu…challati gaali…eenadu paper ani second floor daaka vese papervallu, saloon shop lonchi jalsa paatalu, gudilo gantalu mogutoo unnayi, MCH vallu roadlu chimmutoo unnaru, tea taage vallu uffu uffu oodukuntunnaru….traffic kooda assalu lene ledu

Aaha what an idea sir ji annatu what a morning ani anukuntunnanu

Morning 7:17 AM

Suddengaa ekkadinuncho cheemalu vachinattu 7:17 kalla traffic jam ayipoyyindi…beep…beep ani horn soundulu, arupulu auto, auto antoo…

Baaga press chesina van huesen shirtlu, allen solly trouserslu, lee cooper shoeslu and medako tag [daanine konni areaslo mare muddoste ID cards ani kooda pilustaaru], D & G handbagulu, tommy Hilfiger perfume vasanalu, Ipodlu, latest mobile phonelu anni kanipinchaayi…

Arthamayyindi…Software engineers antha valla valla schoolski veltunnaru ani... daanine muddugaa Office ani konni places MNC’s ani kooda aantaaru…

Abba…veelu entha luckyo kadaa…Happygaa veltaaru, ac lo untaaru...endante teliyaadu, manchi life...nelaakhariki salary padi pothundi, parties, pubs, imaxlo movies, shoppings anipinchindi...

Kaani for a change I thought manam ikkada Ramana Rao ane software engineer jeevithamloki tongi choostaam…

Ramana Rao BioData

Ethu : 5 ft 7 in,

Vayassu: 28 kaani officeloladies adigithe 26 and orkutlo ayithe 22 pedataadu lekapothe ammayilu matlaadaru kabatti

Hobbies: Dating girlsni maatrame [ English cinemaalu choosi ala cheppadule hobbieski kaani okka date kooda vellaledu]

Jeetham: 30K cuttings ponu 26,383 vasthundi [ oorilo maatram 15 lakhs cos pelliki market value undaali kabatti]

Platform: C, C++ and Java [ Nampally plat no : 2 kaadule..idi job vache mundara]

Unde Place: Hitech citylo O Executive Mens hostello [ 4,500 rupees nelaki with VAT extra and every alternate day oka guddu and weekend oka chicken mukka and advantage of this hostel entante officeki deggara]

Other Routine:Every 15 dayski ooriki Volvo buslo veltaadu cos A/c Untundi kabatti and kotha movies vestaaru kabatti…

Future Plans: Dell lo vachina kotha Red Color laptop okati konukkoni buslo alaa pettukoni Notepad open chesukovaali ani and sony ericssion w580i model mobile phone konukkovaali and tomy hilfigerlo frameless spectacles ABN AMRO credit card meeda geekaali

Career Side plans: Onsite trip okkati kottalli americaki [ Adi kottali ante valla senior suredran gaadiki vere companylo job raavali or vaade quit avvali lekapothe project managertho baaga closegaa move avvali…]

Chesina appulu:

• Oorilo Education loan oka 3 lakhs rupees...
• family chesina loan oka 2 lakhs rupees...
• SBI credit card meeda 20,000 [monnane Sarala the HR Manager tho 5 star hotelki vellinappudu pettina bill]
• HDFC credit card meeda 28,000 [Central lo flat 50% Sale petinnapudu Tempt ayi chaala konnadu]
• ICICI credit card meeda 33,000 [Roomloki Fridge konnadu, Pulser Bandi EMI’s and china chinnavi]

Ramana Rao’s Strengths:

Inni appulu unna kooda branded dress vesukoni, tag tagilinchukoni bayati doubt raakundaa navvutoo 5-6 credit cards tho lifeni vellagakkutuntaadu…

Ramana Rao’s Weakness:

HR Manager and teamlo ammayilatho kalisi ekkadiki vellinaa mundu venukaa alochinchakundaa credit card geekatam and taruvaatha EMI’s kattukovatam…

Ramana Rao Flashback: [ Samarasimha reddy laaga kattulu levandi]

Ramana Rao MNClo working ante chaala talented ayi untaadule, campus placement vachindi ani anukuntey you are wrong again…

Ramana Rao kooda margadarsilo cheraadu..ameerpetlo oka institutelo oka course chesaadu…taruvaatha chaala walkinski velladu.

• Kondaru tarimaaru.
• Kondaru no vacancy boards pettaru.
  
• Kondaremo experience ledu kadaa annaru.
• Inkonderemo Communication Skills ledu annaru….

Ayinaa Mana Ramana Rao naana Mandi chethilo recommendations pettinchukunnadu. Job kosam upload cheyyani job site ledu, interviewki vellani MNC ledu…ettakelaku oka companylo HR Manager ayyo.com ani cheppi Ramana Rao ki job ichindi…

Ramana Raoki emi cheyyalo artham kaaledu job raagane…One minute ani cheppi tholi premalo pavan kalian laaga oka cchettu lopaliki velli dance chesaadu…Hyderabad antha tirigaadu…relativeski antha phone chesaadu “ Mama…Atha…naaku job vachindi…jeetham 16,000” ani…

Inka, initki phone chesi “ Nanna…Naaku Job Vachindi…oka 10,000 rupees pampi…formal wears konukkovaali..assalu levu…”

Dad: “ Rey pampistunna…konukko tvaraga…officeki andarilaa tip topgaa tayaaru ayyi vellu”…

Ramana Rao’s Life @ MNC

Scene Cut chesthe, ramana rao purchased 3 pairs of formal wears and oka lee cooper factory outletlo salelo konukkoni templeki velli namasthey petti went to the office…

First Day motham Athanu Self Details And other formalities fillup chesaadu…

Coffee Counter daggariki velli Coffee teesukoni oka 5 rupees ivvaboyyadu boy ki…

Boy: “ Sir…Vaddu Sir…Ikkada Coffee meeru freega tagochu…”

Ramana Rao Manasulo: “ Abba…MNC ante edo anukunna…Coffee free annamaata…ayithe roju 5-6 cups tagutaaa..”

Alaa alochisthooo alaa office loungeloki velladu… Sofa sets choosi chaala happygaa feel ayyi egurutoo gentutoo koorchunnadu…

Day 1 alaa jarigipoyyindi…Chaala happygaa anipinchindi Ramana Raoki…

MNClo job anthe idenemo anukuntoo daily officeki hushaarugaa vellatam begin chesaadu…

In his first month of job, adigevaaru leru, tittevallu leru and 30thki ATMlo check chesthe salary padipoyyindi…

“Wah…What a life …Idi jeevitham ante” ani anukuntoo undevaadu ramana rao…

Vachindi Second month….Roomlo unna calenderlo Date maarche roju adi...

Ikkadinunchi Started Struggle for Ramana Rao ki…Second month Second weeklo client round okati jarigindi…Porapaatuna Select ayyadu…And training ki pampinchatam jarigindi…

Koncham Kasthamainaa Alavaatu Chesukunnadu…So, alaa second monthlo koncham worktho, koncham enjoyment tho batikesaadu and as usual month endingki salary vachindi…kothagaa parichayam ayinaa colleagues 10D lo party ichaadu…salary motham ayipoyyindi….

Vachindi third month….Calenderlo Malli Date maarchaali ante aa page elukalu tinesindi...

Ee monthlo inka enjoymentki time ledu…inthaku mundu 5 cups of coffee taage mana Ramana Rao oka cup coffee taagatam alavaatu chesukunnadu…aa coffee kooda colleagues andaru kalisi velli taagithene vellavaadu lekapothe vallu feel avutaarani feel ayyevaadu…

Ikkadi nunchi full work…work…work…onsitevaadu amma naa boothulu tittatam begin chesaadu…clientemo rojuko requirement Chebutunnadu..Project manager emo “ Mr. Ramana Rao…have u finished with the job? how many minutes do you need to finish it?” ani adugutunnadu….

Ramana Raoki tanaku ichina assignment finish chesesariki around 12:00 ayyedi nightlo…Sare inko 5 minutes start avutaam room ki ane timelo onsite nunchi onsite vaadu call chesi…chinna work okati chesi vellu anevaadu….

Ramana Raoki opika undatam ledu…Sakthi kooda undatam Ledu…Mind dry ayipotoo undi…

Ayinaa sare navvutoo “ My Pleasure sir…It’s a very small work…I will do it and go home” ani cheppi tittukuntoo chesukune vaadu…

So, ilaa teliyakundaane six months ayipoyyindi…Salary maatram regulargaa vasthundi…And job pressure kooda alaane perigi poyyindi and corporate life styleki alavaatu padipoyyadu ramana rao…

So, ee six monthslo officelo jarige politics telusukunnadu. Manager ki emi raavatam ledu tittatam tappa ani kooda telusukunnadu…

Ponile relax avutaam ante ramana rao teamlo ammayile leru…pakkana unna Call center teamlo and dotnet teamlo mati poye figures unnaru and valla teams kooda dynamic and friendly teamsgaa untunnayi…chesina prati work ki akkada incentives and hikes kooda istunnaru baaga…Ikkade chesinaa cheyyapoyinaa dobbestunnaru...

Sare pakka companyki jump avutaamante, ramana rao inko 6 months minimum wait cheyyali…

Sarle internet free, cab lo pick up and drop free, inka 5-6 cups coffeelu free and ATM lo month end salary padipothundi…koddi mandi colleagues kooda parichayam ayyaru..ekkadiki vellina batchgaa vellatam, comments chesukovatam laantivi chesukuntoo Ilaage inko konni months untaamule ani anukuntoo Ramana Rao Continue ayipoyyadu….

I guess I will stop here, If u find this interesting I will be posting part 2 and 3 soon...please put ur viluvaina comments on this post...

Funny Love Story Part 4

This is part 4 of love story...If u want to understand please read part 1,2 and 3 as well...and thanks a lot for overwhleming response to the bus ekkist article...

Message Choosina Rajaki Okate eyeslo tears... "Rey raja...neekenti raa andagaadivi...elaanti pilla ayinaa padaalsinde" ani he himself patukunnadu veepu meeda...

Raja chengstho: " Rey Chengs...Ikkada nenu shopping cheyyali raa....u know what...nenu committedni raa ippudu....so naa girl friend raniki muthyala haaram teesukoni povaali raa..."

Chengs: "Neekenti Mama..Andagaadivi...ammayilu enti...abbayilu kooda flat ayipotaaru...sarle party eppudu? ekkada? 10D ki or B&C ki ee roju night teesukoni po raa..."

Raja: " 10D and B&C aaa? Entavi? Upma and pongal untundaa raaa akkada..."

Chengs: "What naaanesense are you talking? yo..yo...10D ante P...U....B...Pub raaa...akkada velli mandu taagochu...dancelu cheyyochu...racha cheyyochu man.... yo...yo..."

Raja:" Emo raa...Mee istham...kaani naa daggara 5000 maatrame undi...."

Chengs:"Adi chaalu raa...neeku pichi ekkistaa...yo..yo...nenu officeki goings ...nuvvu velli institutes gurunchi adigings..."

Scene cut chesthe, Raja landed himself in ameerpet...

Rajaki road antha banners choosi mind block ayyindi...he started reading the banners...

Banner 1 : " Learn .Net from Uk Returned Faculty Mr. Kiran only 2000"

Banner 2 : " Learn .Net from Sr. Project Manager with Realtime Scenarios Faculty Mr. Raghu Birla only 1500"

Banner 3 : " Learn C, C++ and Unix from CEO of a Leading MNC Rs.700. Free materials provided..."

Banner 4 : " Learn .Net. C, C++ Free...Free...Free...offer stock unnavaraku maatrame"

Banner 5 : " Attend free demo on multimedia...Bus pass free"

Banner 6 : " Learn Java. C, C++ and Okka Magaadu Ticket Free...Only 2 days"

Banner 7 : " Learn .Testing Tools. Oracle or Java or C free..."

Ee banners choose timelopala raja chethilo there are around 100 pamplets about different courses.Raja is now in confusion.com. ye course chestaamaa ani...

inthalo raja mobile phone rang.

Raja aa call choodagaane glow ayipoyyindi moham...obviously the call is from rani...prizes levu guessing ki...

Rani: " Raja...Ivvala aa tajuddin gaadu alto carlo vachi naatho rani nuvvu chaala baaguntaavu ani venta padings raa....naakaithe cry vachesindi...”

Raja ki tension ekkada rani tajuddin gaadiki fall ayipothundemo ani.

Raja: "Rani...aa taajugaadu antha manchodu kaadu...the other day vaadu harika valla inthi mundara comments chestunnadu vey...and vaadiki cigarette alavaatu undi...manchi pani chesaavu...vaaditho ekkuvagaa talk cheyyodu...."

Rani: "Alaane raja...nuvvu tvaraga ra raaa...kaani vaadu vesukunna shirt baagundi raa.."

Raja: " Oh ...aa shirtaa..monna nenu vaade velli konindi...nene select chesaa...kaani rani vaaditho talk cheyyodu ...sarenaa...nenu cheppalsindi cheppesaa aa taruvaatha nee istham.org"

Rani:"alaane raja...nuvvu toldaavu kadaa..nenu speakanu le...raja...raja...naa muthyaala haaram konnavaa..."

Raja: " aa pani meede unnanu...on the way to konifying muthyala haaram for you rani..."

Rani: "Sare raa...CSC hod sir vachaaru...untaa raa.. malli missed call istaa..."


Raja pettified the phone and tension tensiongaa tirugutunnadu ameerpetlo ilaa thinkutoo

Rani emaina tajuddin gaadiki padipothundaa....ledule padadule...manakante andagaada vaadu..manakante baaga chaduvutaadaa....vaadiki car unte enti...nenu repu job vasthe konanaa...sarle ayinaa rani vaadiki padithe enti...naaku maatram ammayilu padaraaa...

Ilaa thinkutoo Raja finally thought its better to go with head and tail and select his career...bomma padithe testing tools and borusu fall ayithe .Net anesi....

And he puttified the coin into gaali.com and adi round roundgaa tirigings and raja was about to see whether its bomma or borusu...

but when he looked down 1 rupee was not found but chethi nindaa pamplets only....sarle manaki testing tools better anukoni konni institutes ki velladu counselling ki...


Institute no: 1 counsellor : " Faculty real time andi...24 hours lab istaamandi...resume prepare chesistaamu..."

Institute no: 2 counsellor : " Faculty 200+ batches cheppadu...lablo lab faculties untaaru...real time interview questions chebutaamu..."

Institute no: 3 counsellor : " pakka institutelo sarigga chepparu...whole AP lo maade best institute...ikkada students ki mineral water kooda istaamu..."

Institute no: 4 counsellor : " last batch students andarini monnane accenture, microsoft, wipro and infosys maaku maaku antoo tolukoni poyyaru..."

Institute no: 5 counsellor : " Sir mee laanti andamaina vallu maa instituelone join avvali...and meeku todayne join ayithe 500 rs discount"

Inni options choosina raja malli confusion.com ayipoyyadu...ye institutelo join avvala ani confusiontho ameerpet nunchi logoff ayipotaamani thinkaadu...

Then he thought of going to charminar to get the muthyala haaram for rani....

Sare ani he got into a city bus...ekkalanukune lopala naluguru got down and aaruguru ekkified and rajani kindaki tosesaaru…

Sarle, idi kastham ani decision making.com chesukoni he finally ekkified into an auto with digital meter. Vaadu meter meeda 20 rupees annadu.

Raja: “Kaiku anna…? Nenu okkadine kadaa auto ekkindi”

Auto Driver: “Andukey anna…Iddarikatihe meter meeda 10 rs and mugguru ayithe only meter charge…kotha rules anna ivi”

Doing emi leka raja choosified out of window and wah wah antunnadu villa marie college figuresni choosi.

Auto Driver: “Anna…window seat nunchi girls see chese panaithe inko 10 rupees extra…”

Inthalo Oka missed call on mobile. Raja choosified the call and mokham glow ayyindi.

Raja: “ Aaa…rani..Cheppu…neeku muthya haaram kosame veltunna charminarki…ikkada chaala mandi ammiyulu road meeda goings goings goings…kaani nenu maatram eyes close chesukunna vey…”

Rani: “Rey Raja…please raa choodaku raa vallani…I know nuvvu choodavani cos naa raja 24-carat bangaaram…rey raja neeko vishayam cheppali raa…serious avvanu ante…”

Raja: “Aaa Rani…Entadi…Cheppu”

Rani: “Rey..aa Tajuddin gaadu mare force chesaadu raa lunch ki veltaamani..nenu emi analeka I went with him raa cos neeku telusu kadaa naaku mohamaatam ekkuva ani..but vellagaane nannu baaga pamper chesaadu raa…nuvve gurthuku vachaavu raa..”

Raja Mandified and red red pogalu came from his ears.

Raja: “ Oh Rani....avunaa…must be a good guy…kaani vaadu beginning lo alaante untaadanta…sarle vaadi gola manaku endukugaani muthyala haaram kosam charminar daggara undings nenu”

Rani: “Oh Raja…Raja…Telusu Raa…Neeku nenathe entha premo and one more thing aa nimmi mohaaniki oka chocolate marchipoku raa…”

Raja: “Alaane Rani" ani cheppified and tanalo taanu navvings...

Inthalo Call vachings on mobile and raja understood its from dad.

Raja’s Dad: “Rey Raja…Mana Ram mohan uncle entraa adedo IT Boom anta edo padipoyindanta…jobs raavu antunnadu..nuvvu raa raa manam share business or polaalu choosukuntaam…”

Raja: “ Kullu nanna…Kullu Vallaki nenu settle avutaanani..Nenu neeku shirt, ammaku cheera and tammudiki bat konaalani last 5 hours nunchi computer meeda hard work doings nanna..sare nanna untaanu maa sir vachaaru…”

Inthalo Rajaki oka message on mobile. Raja Message Chadivaadu...its from rani...

"Rey Raja...Tajuddingaadu evening parki veltaam annadu raa alto carlo...vaadi birthday anta ee roju...emi analekha poyyanu raa....vellanaa?"

Meet you with more news about raja and rani in part 5

Harini – O Bus ekkist

Nenu: “Enti baabu …mare intha daarunam.com…Mainroad nunchi ikkadiki 20 rupeesaa?” ani aaskaanu auto driverni.

Auto Driver: “ Mee moham choosi I told that cheap. Inkevarainaa ayithenaa 30 rupees askevaani”.

Nenu: “ Edisaavule...Inkevaraina ayithe 10 rupees maatrame takings nuvvu…”

Auto Driver: “Nannu emainaa tellandi but meeru naa nijaayathini and commimentni anoddu…memu maa intlo hamam sabbu maatrame usings since last 20 years…”

Nenu: “Sarle…Neetho Naaku fighting.org endukule..Naa bus vachindi…nenu goings….”

Ilaa auto vaaditho tellings nenu bus standlo ki vellanu to get into my bus…Hyderabdki nellore nunchi bus annamaata…

So, reached my bus and buslo ekki I started searching for my seat…finally, window seat daggariki vellings but naa seatlo evaro sittings.

Nenu: “ Sir…Idi naa seat…koncham stand up ayyi mee seatki veltaaraa?”

Window seatlo sittings ayina sir : “ abbayyov…enti nee seat nee seat antaavu…memu kooda reservation ki try chesaamu…aa timelo ayipoyyindi. Anduke vere seat vachindi…ayinaa pedda nuvvu reserve chesukunnavani posaa…deenikante pedda pedda buslo memu travel.com chesaamu….monna maa abbayi americalo unnappudu kooda…”

Nenu: “ Sir…naaku assalu opika.com ledu…daya chesi nannu forgive me….velli mee seatlo meeru sittandi…” ani toldaanu…

Having said so, I finally sat in my seat and vechi choosings for some interesting personalities in the buses.

Finally, Oka girl along with her father came into the bus…Venki cinemalo sneha vachinattu, varsham movie lo trisha vachinaatu vachindi. Nenu kooda mindlo oka song vesukunna AMAV lo venkateshlaa emaindi ee vela ani…

Alaane aa ammayi comings comings comings…ilaa comings comings ayyi finally naa seat before sit ayyindi. Along with her, as usual, valla daddy vachaaru…

Nenu ikkada siggings and moggings and naaku nene “wah…lucky chance kottesaavu guru” ani thinkutoo elaa intro chesukovaali ani practice chesukuntunnanu.

Ammayi valla daddy : “ Amma harini…jaargrarthamma….asale ontarigaa prayanam chestunnavu. Cityki vellina taruvaatha phone cheyyi. Baaga chaduvuko. Time ki annam tinu…”

Malli naaku backgroundlo keyboard and flute vayinchinattu anipinchindi.

Ammayi peru harini ani telisindi. I love you o sravani ani venki song laaga nenu kooda oka song singukunnanu.

Taruvaatha I was tongi choosings whats happening ani.

Harini: “ Abba…enti nanna..nenemi china pillani kaadule…Nenu manage chesukuntaa…”

Harini’s Dad: “Edo lemma…mee pilla kunkalaku emi telusu…50 years industry ikkada…ayinaa maa maata mereppudu vintaarule…undu..nenu velli conductor.org ki cheppi vastaa…”

Having Said so, Harini’s dad velli conductortho talkings.

Ee timelo Hariniki tring tring ani mobile lo call vachindi.

Harini : “Hello…aaa…vimala…vey..mathslo second question important or trignometrylo page no : 3 lo unna 4th problem chaduvukonaa?”

Ee maaatalu vini I thought mana harini is a ranker. Eppudu chaduvu gurinchenaa ee pilla talk chesedi. Must be an intelligent girl ani naalo nenu thinkaanu.

Harini’s Dad came along and told her “ eppudu studies.com ye naa…koncham relax avvamma…nee pakka seatlo ongole lo oka ammayi ekkings anta..jaagrarthamma…ontarigaa goings…”

Inthalo Paam...Paam ani sound vachindi…

I understood driver has ekkified the bus and moging the horn.

Ekkadinuncho busloki passengers andaru vachi sittified in their respective seats and bus U-turn teesukune timelo rountinegaa evaro okadu run run run chesukoni finalgaa bus ni reach chesaadu.

Harini’s Dad ran along with the bus and told her “Happy journey. Asale ontarigaa veltunnavu…conductorki cheppanu appudappudu neeku emainaa kaavalante aayaniki cheppu…health jagrartha…timeki tinu..studieslo fall ayyi health ni neglect.org cheyyaku…tata..birla..ambani…”

Harini: “Tata Nanna…Bhayamgaa undi ontarigaa vellalante…asale intha mandi abbayilu..somehow manage chestaa nanna…after reaching call chestaa nanna…”

Ee scene choodagaane naaku kanneru round roundgaa tirigindi…papam kadaa harini ontarigaa elaa manage chestundoani…

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood that its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “Aa Vamsi cheppu…indaaka my dad was beside me... andukey raa cut chesaanu…don’t think bad raa…”

Mirror pagilina sound…I understood its not the mirror but my manasu pagilified. Sare ani I kept my two ears wide open to hear the conversation.

Harini: “Sorry annanu kadaraa..alaa alagaku raa…nuvvu aligithe naaku cry vasthundi…ilaanti china china daaniki kooda kopam enduku raa..maa dad pakkane unnaru raa…”

Atu side nunchi Vamsi told her something.

Harini: “Ok raa..tappu ayipoyyindi…as a punishment repu hyd ki raagane neetho kalisi movie ki vastaale…”

Mirror pagilina sound inkaa baaga vachindi…Naa heart jaarified…and I started to listen to her conversation with rapt attention…

Harini: “Vamsi…Sorry raaa….inkeppudu ee mistake repeat cheyyanu raa…promise raa..ide last time raa..em cheyyanu..dadni vaddanaa vastaa annaru bus stand ki…”

Ilaa cheppings and she kept her phone down.

Naaku harini ni choosi mandings and kaaraalu miryaalu noorings.

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood that its for harini again. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “Enti Pradeep…Bus stand ki vachi dooram nunchi naaku tata chebutaa annavu but nuvvu kanipincha ledu…”

Pradeep told her something.

Harini: “ Oh Vachaavaa…Sorry raa maa dad pakkane unnaru…anduvalla atu itu no lookings raa….and ee saari neetho kalisi shopping raalekha poyyanu..maa akka US nunchi vachindi raa…

Pradeep told her something again.

Harini: “ nijamgaa raa…Bayatiki pampa ledu…next time nenu vachinappudu nvvu nenu outside goings and also movie kooda goings ok naa…”

Naaku ikkada mind kaadu…total manishine block ayyanu…entee daarunam…naa harini enti pedda chadivist anukunna…ilaa talkings enti….

Harini: “ Sare raa Pradeep..Dad call chese time…malli chestaale neeku…”

Sare inka harini sleep chese time emo…ayinaa pakka seat is vacant kadaa…I will try to sit beside her ani plan chesukuntunna…

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood as usual its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “ Sorry Raa Dilip…Indaaka maa dad call chesaaru…andukey busy…And dilip ee roju naaku memorable day raa…neetho koorchoni tinna ice cream chaala baagundi raa…I really liked it raa…”

Dilip told her something…

Harini: “abba…edisaavu..naa kosam ice cream teesukoni Hyderabadki vastaavaa? Entha istham raa nenanthe…”

Keek…Keek..Keek…keek…

Car Horn kaadu…Signal lekunda harini’s mobile cut ayipoyyindi…

Naaku ikkada kallu red red ayipoyyindi and ears nunchi smoke comings. I am fuming bussu …bussu antoo

Bus stopped at one point …one guy ekkified into the bus…

Veedu Ekkified and nerugaa vachi Harini pakka seatlo sittings…

I thought he was given that seat and lucky fellow ani thinkutunna…

Harini: “ Hi Raa madhu…vastaavo ledo ani tension raa okate…thanks raa…ee seatlo inkevaraina koorchings ani okate tensiongaa undi raa…”

Naaku chukkalu kanipisthundi …artham kaavatam ledu…

Madhu: “ harini neeku company kaavalante entha dooramaina vastaanu…”

Harini: “ Telusu raa madhu…intha sepu nee gurinche thinkingslo unna raa…”

Naaku edavaalo, navvalo artham kaaledu…and two ears petti vine opika ledu…

And slowly I wentified into sleep…

Morning the bus reached nampally in hyd…Inko 10 mins lo ameerpetlo stoppings...

Ee timelo Harini: “ Rey madhu…get up raa…get up raa…get down raa…inko 10 mins ameerpet is coming…I need to get down there raa…my peda nanna is coming raaa…aayanaki malli doubt comings…get down raa…get down raa…”

Madhu: “ Ok vey….me getting down…catch u later “ ani cheppings he digified…

Naaku morning morning mandings…

Finally, the bus reached ameerpet and nenu kooda ade stoplo has to get down and so I gotified there…even harini gotified there…

Ventane she got a call again…

I thought one more narasimha or sudeep or bhanu ani but from her reaction I understood its from her dad…

Harini: “ Aaaa…nanna…Cheraanadi…night chaala sepu chadivaanu…but oka vishayam cheppali nanna meeku…naa venuka some passenger was sitting…he is commenting me through out..I think vaadu taagi bus ekkademo ani.…nenu conductor ki complain chesina taruvaatha ayana warning ichaaru…naaku edupu vachindi…inkeppudu ontarigaa vellanu nanna…meeru kooda raavali naatho”


My gosh..this is the end…I was almost on the verge of fainting…Mosam…dagaa…kutra….harini nannu drunkardni chesindi ani thinkutoo

“Auto…Auto…” ani arichaanu intiki velli cry chesukuntoo koorchutaamu ani…

Moral of the story: Whenever you are getting into a bus, make sure there is no harini sitting in front of you…cos in front harini sitting ayithe crocodile festival only…

ANGEL - When Will We Meet Again?

Time: Morning 8:13 AM

[ETV2 lo Headlines Vastoo Undi, Schoolki Pillalu Run Run chestoo Unnaru, Officeki Velle Vallu Tags Vesukoni Ready avutunnaru]

Dad: “Rey…Come My Son…Breakfast Eatesi Vellu…Vedi Vedi Karam dosalu Ready and yesterday night also no eatings nuvvu”.

Nenu: “ Vaddu Nanna…am not hungry..”

Akalesthe annam pettu alisosthe oil pettu ane vanni but something is disturbing my mind.

I got ready to hit the road but enduko malli went into my room and mancham meeda padified.

Something is disturbing my mind a lot. I'm trying to be happy, wearing a smile like a tyagam chesina hero in telugu cinema but I'm dying inside. It seems impossible to get over and I can feel pain in my heart. Pain isn't always easily expressed, easily put into words. But expressing it is an important part of dealing with it or else mind block ayipotundi.

Tears are slowing rolling down my cheek. Tears say all that can be said, and understanding comes only with time. Whataaa ani scratchaanu headni…Scratchi Scratchi I thought I can put my feelings in this blog for a special friend of mine by name ANGEL whom I met in yahoo messenger in 2001.

I never believed that a computer could hold someone so very dear until I met her. She was always there for me and I wanted to let her know that I thank her a lot for all the nights she has unselfishly spent just listening to my kashtaalu and sukhaalu.

During the same time, I got in touch with a special girl who opened my heart to see love, to experience, and to share it. This special girl helped me in knowing the address of bakeries, restaurants, theaters and also developed my skills in telling lies at home effortlessly when I was late or needed some money.

Once I am in relationship with this special girl, I stopped replying to the offlines from my friend ANGEL and even when she used to call me up to say a quick hello and find how am I doing I used to tell her that I am busy in office or in class. I stopped staying awake in the nights and tell her what I did for the day cos I am busy with my special girl speaking for hours together.

After 2 years of not letting anyone get close to me, somehow, the special girl moved away from me saying that I am boring. A broken heart is what I am left with and it’s the worst pain a person can experience. I was sitting alone in the loneliest of the night with my YM opened and that’s the time when I badly am looking for someone to talk to.

I searched among my friend’s list and found only ANGEL online whom I have been ignoring all the way. I didn’t even had the courage to type a quick Hi to her cos am guilty of ignoring her and I know that I surely don’t have any right also.

More than two years has passed to bring me to this day and to this situation and I thought the time has come and its long past due.

Holding all my nerves I typed her a quick hello and she instantly replied me back saying are you free now? How is your special girl? Hope I am not disturbing you.
I don’t know what to type next cos on the other side is the person who is beautiful right down into her soul and who is so loving and caring that I immediately understood that I made a biggest blunder of neglecting her. I realized that I hurt someone who was very dear to me.

Then I asked her If I can speak to her once and she called me immediately. I don’t know what to talk or from where do I begin from? All the lights are dim. I was wondering whether I should tell her from the start, or in the middle or the end. Somehow, I told her all that has happened.

She listened to me patiently all through the night and slowly made me understand what it's like to be myself, she helped me discover myself. She is the one who taught me that even through all of the trials and tribulations of life I will always have the strength to go on.

That’s how I got in touch with her again and slowly came back to my normal self and my daily routine of speaking with her in the nights continued till February 22nd of 2008.

Since February 22nd, 2008 she stopped coming online. I left her many offlines for which I didn’t get a reply back. I tried to call her but they were all unanswered. I thought maybe she got someone special in her life until yesterday.

Date : March 07, 2008
Time: Evening 5:04 PM
[Pillalu Naaku Batting, Naaku batting anukuntoo Cricket Aadukune Time, Nenu friendtho kalisi Bajjilu tintaamu anukune Time]

Jalsalo “sarigamapadani” antoo song vachindi.

I understood that my mobile is ringing.

Choosthe some unknown number. I understood that its an ISD call.

Nenu: “Hello…”

The Caller: “May I speak to rakesh?”

Nenu: “ Ya…Speaking…”

The Caller: “ Hi…This is Ron. I am ANGEL’s Brother. I just want to tell you that my sister has passed away. She died in a tragic car accident…”

Nenu: “ Sorry…I didn’t understand…Come again…”

The Caller: “I am ANGEL’s Brother. I just want to tell you that my sister met with an accident and she is no more…”

I don’t know what to do and the news didn’t sink in. I just dropped the mobile down and walked on the roads without any specific destination by just letting the wind take me where ever it goes. I still can’t digest the fact that ANGEL is no more.

Many questions started running through my mind.
Why did she has to leave?

What am I supposed to do now?
When will I meet her again?

etc etc., for which I know I don’t have any answer.

Another day is passing and still there is no word on how your life is going And who is in your world from ANGEL.

Everywhere I go I see her face now and am realizing how much I miss a friend like her and on the day she died a piece of me died too. Saying goodbye is never easy cos it's the hardest thing to do. I want to speak many things with her but I don’t have a chance now.

So, here in this article, I just want to thank you all for reading the articles and writing comments inspite of a hectic life that you are having. Though my life is busy as well, I just want to say that I think of you as well.

An ocean of tears still lies deep down inside my heart.

Moral of the Story: This article is written for personal reasons. It’s all about the loss of hope, the loss of friend, and the loss of reality. What can I take from this? My heart is completely crushed.

108 – O Manchi timely Ambulance

First of all, let me thank you for the viluvaina comments that u have posted for my previous article. Next article emi writaali ani think chese timelo 108 came to my rescue.

Recentgaa ye movieki vellinaa 108 ad lekundaa undatam ledu. Asalu ticket konte 108 ad free annatto oka banner unte kooda better. So, I really wondered how exactly this 108 operates and prajalaku elaa sevalu.com chestundi ani.

Inthalo “Sakhiyaa…Cheliyaa” ani Sakhi movie song vachindi. I understood that my mobile ringified ani.

Nenu: “Hello…Evaru speakedi…Ikkada Rakesh Speaking” annanu.

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “Mama…Rakesh…Nenu uday speakings..today evening Jalsa Audio Release Function undi…Are you comings or no comings”?

Nenu: “Ledu Mama…Koncham work.com undi…Lekapothenaaa vachevaadini…intaki heroine Ileana comings or no comings?”

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “She is vachings and stayings for 30 mins anta and then immediately goings anta. Kaani Maa babaai aa audio function placeki watchman. Full influence undata…Ileana daggariki velli we can even take autograph and photograph”.

Nenu: “Mama…Nuvvu Chaala Lucky… Nuvvu Chaala Lucky…Naa time baalekha busygaa unnanu evening lekapothenaaa…”

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “Sarle…emi chestaam…denikainaa luck undaali kadaa…Anyways, nenu goings akkadiki and Ileana valla mummytho kooda talkutaanu…”

Nenu: “Sare Uday…after returnings just tell me how the function went by…veelaithe naalagu maatalu kudirite sentence by sentence talk cheyyi and take ileana’s mobile number also”

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “Yo Man…I will do that and vacinhgsgaane motham detailedgaa maatlaadatam..sare..inkemi visheshaalu levu kadaa…me puttings phone down”

Having said so uday phone pettadu. Routinegaa he spoke with me for 1 min and 1 second.

Sare, What chestaamani thinkutoo alaa gadipesaa morning motham and finally evening classki veltaamani ponds powder apply chesi ready ayyanu.

Then, I saw some crowd and arupulu in the colony. So, I thought I will go there and find out what happened.

So, I wentified there and moved in the crowd and finally found some person lying down in unconscious state. Evaraa ani choosanu.

My gosh Its Uday’s father.

Emi Cheyyalo Artham kaaledu for a moment and then I asked the people around whether someone has come for the person and they said no one has come still.

Ventane I gave a ring to Uday. Okka magaadu title song caller tunegaa pettukunnadu and its moging moging and moging but uday is not lifting the call.

Em chestaam malli try chesaanu. This time also its moging moging moging and finally uday lifted the call.

“Sarigama Padani” ani jalsa Title Song play chestunnatu unnaru backgroundlo.

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “ Hello Rakesh…Raanannavu…Ippudu emainaa plan change chesukoni comingsaaa?”

Nenu: “Uday…Adi kaadu..Neeku Elaa Cheppalo Teleetam Ledu…Mee dad is in unconscious state road meeda…Urgentgaa hospitalki…”

Full Sound at uday’s end “Sarigamapadani” antoo..

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “ Oho..Oho…Mee Dad kooda vastunnaraa jalsa audio releaseki.”

Nenu: “ No my dad comings…Mee dad is in unconscious state and road meeda padukoni undings”

Full Sound at uday’s end “Jalsa…Jalsa” antoo..

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]:” Oh Ok..got it…Dance ekkuvagaa cheste tired ayyi unconscious avutaanu ani kadaa…Thanks for your prema abhimaanam raa..”

Nenu: “ Rey cheppedi vinu…Mee dad is in unconscious state and road meeda padukoni undings..ambulanceni pilavanaa?”

Full Sound at uday’s end “My heart is beating edolaa” antoo..

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “Oho..Climaxlo Ambulance scene undaa…adenti..neekeppudu jalsa movie talk vachindi…”

I Understood udayki vinipinchatam ledu ani.

All of a sudden, Oka idea Oka jeevitaane marchesthundi ani Someone in the crowd said “108 ki call chestaam…vastaaru…”

So, Finally we called 108 and they enquired about the location and said they will be at our place in 10 minutes.

Ee timelo crowd started increasing and as usual evariki vallu edo oka story cheppings…“Ilaane oka saari akkada ayyindi”, “daanidemundi..deenikante peddadi okasaari naaku happened...” etc etc…

Finally ambulance sound vachindi. We understood that 108 is arriving and we were discussing like which hospitalki teesukupotaam, money elaa adjust cheyyali etc.,

Uday’s Father is still lying unconscious. Naaku heart is lubdubbing. [ Lubdubbing means heart is beating very very fast].

Well, The ambulance has stopped and the doctors came out and asked us “Where is the person? Athanu ekkada? Emaindi?”

Ee timelo Uday’s Father started moving. Well, andari two eyes started to move in that direction.

Uday’s Father: “ Ye…Yemaindi…Naaku Oka quarter bottle McDowells brandy teesukoni raa..po raa..” antoo he got up and slowly moved out of crowd as if nothing has happened.

I am shocked as well as the crowd who were there. Maa Common sense koddisepu stopped working.

Then Doctors from 108 were very angry and they tittified us for 10 minutes and vellipoyaaru.

Inthalo Naa mobileki call and sakhi song started playing.

Nenu: “ Hello…Evaru Talkings?”

Uday [O Mega Star Fan]: “ Mama…Nenu Udayni…Kevvu Keka Songs in Jalsa…Too Good.. You should have come for the audio release…or atleast maa intiki velli maa Daddytho kalisi Tv Choodalsindi…”

Well, I am speechless..Emi talkaalo Teeleledu. Phone pettesaanu cos as usual mind block ayyindi, eyes blur ayyindi, nose run ayyindi.

Moral Of the Story: Taagi padipoyina daaniki, Lekapothe mee pillalu Homework raayinchataaniki, Lekapothe movieki ticket kosam 108 ledu. Think Twice and verify before you make a call to 108.

Swetha - The Ticket Bookist

Swetha - The Ticket Bookist

Well, sorry for not updating my blog for a long time…

Tokkalo jeevitham…busy busy goings…

Girl friendtho phonelo gantalu gantalu talkings time untundi naaku, oori meeda goings ayyi SALE lo shopping cheyyataaniki time undings naaku, relatives vasthe vallani bus stand varaku droppings kooda time untundi but sadly for blogging somehow I didn’t find time you know…

Anyways, yesterday I thought enough is enough with the routine life of getting up early in the morning…talk about SAP…SAP…SAP…and then end the day with SAP….

Alaa airlo lookings and my lo my [ lakshmi ganapathi films telugulo Naalo Nene ] thinkings…

“What is this tokkalo jeevitham? Its like windows installation…Next…Next…Next…
Finish…intakante manishi lifeki no other meanings and worksaaa” ani.

Then immediately cinema stylelo laaga my aatma came in white shirt and white trouser [ Lee lo flat 50% salelo purchased anukuntaa ] and started speaking with me from the dressing table mirror.

Aatmagaaru : “ Rakesh..Lemme introduce myself…I am working as your shadow process ade…atma from more than 20 years and salary ledu, hike ledu, cablo pick and drop ledu, functions ledu, house loans ledu, emi ledu aakarikhi no sodex pass also.”

Nenu: “ Oh you didn’t tell me that you are working for me a background job. Sare, aatmagaaru…meeru santhinchaali anthe memu wht do aali? Maa takshana kartavyam emiti…cheppandi?”

Aatmagaaru : “ I badly need a break….oka cinemaki nannu takings” ani.

Nenu: “ Vaaakey…alaaane..nee sukhame nenu korings” ani toldaanu.

Then, I Thought I can find the movies and theaters list in the news paper DC.

I searchified and searchified but still couldn’t find the paper.

Nenu: “ Nanna…Paper ekkada? Not kanipinchified here.”

Dad : “ Oh my sonnoi…Paper deniki…want to read some news about new technology? Anyways, mana pakkinti agarwal uncle tookified the paper”

Nenu: “Bhagawantudaa…pattikiti vallani enduku puttistaaro I got the meaning now. Newapapers takify cheyyataaniki.” Ilaa thinkings opened the system to check the list on net.

Obviously, meeru anukunnate LAN Unplugged.

Mana jaatakam inthele.com ani thikuntoo I thought I will go to the movie ontari.

Sare, I lookified at my watch and understood that I got only 30 minutes of time. So, ventane got ready and thought I can book my tickets in easy movies.

Intiki, nearby only there is a shop where I have an option of booking my tickets online.

So, nenu akkadiki Run run run anukuntoo vellanu.

Vellagaane, One girl is there. But facelo oka smile ledu, oka expression ledu, oka idi ledu, oka adi ledu [ Adi, idi ante wht ani no askings…cos, edo flowlo vaadam ]

So, I went to her and asked her “ Meeru ikkada workingsaa? I need some sahaayam to book tickets for ontari movie”.

Bookist is the female version of Booker for the next paras …vaakey…confuse avvodu…

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist] : “Aaa…koorcho…oka 5 minutes..nenu chatting chestunna?”

Doing emi leka I sat for 5 mins then sated for 5 more mins and sateded for 10 more mins.

Already inkaa only 10 mins undings. Gunde started beating fast and aatma getting kopam.

Nenu: “ Madam..movieki time ayipothundi…naaku intervalnunchi askaledu ticket…”

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist]: “Chi…eppudu inthe..Manchi timelo chatting chestunte tickets anta tickets…aaa…raa…details cheppu…nee peru enti…ye cinemaki kaavali…enni tickets kaavali…tvaraga…”

Then, I told her two tickets, ontari movie inti daggara any theater ani.

She started giving the inputs …antalo oka bluegaa screen…

Windows Fatal error..Restart if you want tickets…

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist] koapmgaa choosified me and chi chi…vedhava giraaki…vedhava giraaki…ani

Doing nothing, akkade sittings nenu terrifiedgaa…

Then system restarted. Now, password adigindi system lopalaliki goingski..

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist] doesn’t know the password. So, she told me
“Adedo….aduguthundi…maa ownerki 1 rupee coin box nunchi call chesi adigi vastaa” ani and asked me to take care of shop and told that she will come back in 2 mins.

Doing emi leka I sat for 5 mins then sated for 5 more mins and sateded for 10 more mins.
Then, mabbulonchi moonlaa Swetha [The Ticket Bookist] came.

Vachi “ password emi ledanta..enter kodithe chaalanta”…

Aatma : “ Thu nee batuku rakesh..cinemaki goingsaa leda? “ annatu expression pettindi.

Nenu: “ madam…time overings for the movie.. please make it fast…”

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist]: “ Nenu mee pani meedane unnanu..Aakarikhi chatting kooda manesi..naaku emi 10 hands and 10 legs ledu…ilaa ayithe po…poyyi theaterlo teesuko…”

Nenu: “ madam…sorry alaa meeru violent avvadu..silentgaa naaku ticket ivvandi..nenu potaa…”

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist]: “Sare…alaa raa daariki…sare details istunna undu”…

She was about to give the input. Inthalo, fan aagipoyyindi…Naaku heart jaarified…

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist]: “ Sir…Current poyyindi anukuntaa…”

But ikkada china twist. Monitor anta ON lone undi…Nenu Checkfied and told her…

“Madam..Current no goings..I think mee fan chedigings…Repair that later and give me my ticket fast…”

Then, she finally started giving a printout…

Bhagavantudaa…time ayipothundi ani thinkutoo tension tensiongaa nenu tirgings.

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist]: “ Sir…marchipoyyanu sir meeku cheppatam…printer repairki poyyindi. Yellundi comings. So, appudu vachi teesukondi…”

Wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..

Oka pedda arupu naa side nunchi.

Furious Nenu: “adi mundere cheppi cry occhu kadaa…anavasaramgaa 1 hour waste ikkada:.

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist] : “ Nuvve before adagochu kada..is printer working? Anesi”

Furious Nenu: “Its not my job…nuvve cheppali kadaa?”

Swetha [The Ticket Bookist] : “Nuvve naaku chaala time waste chesaavu… chatting kooda stop chesi mare vacha…ee customers eppudu inte..manchi busygaa unnappudu vachi disturb chestaaru…maa owner emo naaku shop keys givings and goes out…chi…chi”

Sare, doing emi lekha I thought let me rush to the theater. Manmadudhu cinemalo last songlo laaga autolo, buslo, signal daggara waiting appudu kuntings, walkings and joggings lo reached the theater.

Black ticket sellers kosam naa two eyes searchified. Evvaru kanipinchadam ledu.

Sare, couter daggariki velli next showki ayinaa advancegaa bookings chesukuntaamu ani thinkaanu.

Alaa counter kosam naa two eyes searchings cheyyagaa finally, I found the counter and to my adrushtam yello bulb velige undi.

So, urikings and parigingslo akkadiki cheraanu and asked for two tickets to ontari.

Ticket giver: “ Sir…manchi comedy sir meeru…cinema repu kadaa release ayyedi…ippude vachi ticket adugutaarenti ”…

My gosh…ayipoyyindi…Mind block ayipoyyindi…inko cinemaki velle opika ledu, Time ledu..aatma maatram garam garam.com ayipoyyindi

Inthalo Mobile ring ayyindi…chooste “ dad calling” ani undi..

Nenu: “ Hello Nanna..Cheppu…enti?”

Dad: “ Rey….rakesh…agarwal uncle vachi paper ichi poyyadu raa…ontari movie repu releasings anta..valla familyki veelaithe oka four tickets advance book cheyyamannadu raa uncle ninnu…”

Moral of the story: Before you plan for any movie or go to a movie, check the release dates and don’t book it with swetha the ticket bookist.